Hi there!

By anon - 26/07/2010 00:07 - Canada

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 844
You deserved it 3 536

Same thing different taste

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BubblyTay 0

"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave."

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I agree that your life sucks but what kind of bathroom window is that big?

Well that's definately going to help everlasting_pain's self-esteem. :] Cheer up emo kid.

Life's too short to be worrying about immature comments. I thought it was pretty snazzy.lol.

FFML_314 11

Everlasting, if you're well aware of the fact that FML is a place for people to bitch about their depressing lives, what on earth makes you think this is going to be the type of place filled with people that will cheer you up? You should try and cheer up by calling up a friend or going for a nice run. Something outside the house and away from here.

956TXking 0

people are always fighting on FML

My friend called that number as a joke. Nobody answered. That's why I advertise it in hopes that someone else gets ignored.

FFML_314 11

Of course, but that's not going to help you. Putting yourself out there on a website, is most likely going to scare the decent people away. The only people you're going to attract are attention hungry people, that are only going to make your situation worse. If your problems are serious, FML is not the place to feel better. I'm not trying to be heartless, just trying to give you my honest opinion.

Everlasting_Pain, that sucks. But #55 is absolutely right. The chances of finding someone here who genuinely will go out of their way to cheer you up are veryyy slim. :] Good luck though. <3 iiCaptain: ROFL.

whatsernam3 3

well don't be rude! wave back! ;)