Disappointment and Love: High hopes

High hopes

By mywillyisdisappointed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 084

You deserved it 3 511

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 942

You deserved it 7 033

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 199

You deserved it 6 592

Losing more than I'll ever have

By Into the darkness - 30/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 987

You deserved it 115

By Username - 23/12/2010 10:50

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 988

You deserved it 4 797

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 265

You deserved it 301

Mixed signals

By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 568

You deserved it 35 075

So, this is my mom…

By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 308

You deserved it 3 154

Cheap labor

By franzia - 25/09/2021 14:00

Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 293

You deserved it 94

By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 280

You deserved it 7 399

By stuck - 17/06/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 858

You deserved it 10 491

ThirteenThirteen 27

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:05

Was the experience enlightening?

theoldman 22

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:05

How many dates does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, it seems.

Comments

whatnottodo 4

Sunday 6 December 2015 4:32

Now you can say you got your foot in the door.

yourwifelovesme 25

Sunday 6 December 2015 4:34

so you really turned her on huh?

pasupathymuthu 16

Sunday 6 December 2015 4:53

Come on... I assume it was just the first date. So it is not the end of the road for you. This whole sex-on-the-first-date thingy is way overrated and it does NOT happen mostly. And even if it does, you wouldn't value it that much because you got it without much effort!! You seemed to have made a positive start and I don't think she would be opposed to a second date. So take things from there. Wish you all the best ?

Mrtigerblue 14

Sunday 6 December 2015 16:45

#66 he said dating. dating implies it has been ongoing not just starting

martin8337 35

Sunday 6 December 2015 4:57

I'd have to use that as leverage for lovin'.

Garktok 11

Sunday 6 December 2015 5:35

Tell her to be an independent woman and do it herself.

teenieweenie1903 6

Sunday 6 December 2015 5:58

are you sure you are dating?

KnockoutBlox 13

Sunday 6 December 2015 6:21

That sucks, OP

Damned_Architect 25

Sunday 6 December 2015 7:55

"she asked me to change a light build in her kitchen" OP must be a tall dude. I know this to be true, as I'm 6'-7" (199cm)....I get asked that all of the time!