High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 220
You deserved it 59 750

Same thing different taste

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Mitz_fml 4

You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!

Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.

Comments

So you couldn't put them in your room why? I mean I could sort of understand if they weren't "special," but leaving drug-laced chocolaty treats like the ones you made out in the open was a risk that you were obviously willing to take. YDI

olivejuice001 0

Nothing like reading a bunch of idiot stoners defending their habit. And still, none of them can explain why pot makes them smell like they're covered in congealed shit. Find a drug that doesn't make you smell like a monkey who flings poo, guys.

LOL! So true. Except it's more like a monkey who eats poo. I don't know if they're too high to notice the smell or what. I remember the first time I smelled it. I was in high school at a party and the guy I had a crush on was talking to me and all I could think was, "Why does his breath smell like crap?" Needless to say, the crush vanished. After someone told me what it was I realized I could not like a guy who voluntarily made his breath smell like he had been eating out of the toilet.

I actually think the problem there is that it is one of those scents that appeals to some people and not to others. I personally can't stand the smell of weed however, I know many people who really like the smell of it. It's an acquired taste like the people who actually like the smell of burning pipe tobacco or cigars. I think they all smell terrible but some people really like it. Then again I can't understand why any guy would willingly use the axe products because to me they all smell terrible and just being near someone who uses them makes me want to vomit. That being said there are many people who can't understand why I love the smell of freesia and lavender. The bottom line is just because something smells like crap to you doesn't necessarily mean it smells like crap to everyone. As for the first part of your statement. I have only smoked like three times in my life and I personally have found it isn't really to my taste. I however, have done my research on it and will defend the rights of anyone who actually does want to do it. The fact that someone will come to the defense of marijuana does not mean that they are a "idiot stoner" as you put it. My grandmother feels that people are stupid if they want to do drugs she still feels that pot should be legal. The bottom line is it's about being educated and forming an opinion based on the facts.

that sucks. next time don't leave your weed brownies out for your family to munch. trust me, families don't read the notes people leave on food. if you don't want it eaten, put it somewhere you little sister won't find it.

blacklite69 0

You are a ******* idiot. I'll tell you what, I'm a stoner too, but I would never be so careless as to leave drugs where a ten year old child can find and consume them. You would have to be an absolute *******.

I'm just glad it was special brownies and not harder stuff. Her sis' could very well be dead right now.

redshortsx 0

YDI for not just hiding them. a DO NOT EAT sign screams EAT THESE you can't just tempt a ten year old like that. plus you shouldn't be making special brownies anyway

FYL? FHL! I bet you are more unhappy that there are less for you than what happened to her.

I dunno whether to laugh hysterically or worry over the fact that your 10-year-old sister got high off special brownies. o_o

YDI for taking pot, and then leaving them out you irresponsible ****. You deserve to go to jail for supply of banned substances, because technically, that's what this is. OGC