Kids, Drugs and Health: High on life

High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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You deserved it 59 750

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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You deserved it 5 459

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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You deserved it 4 652

By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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You deserved it 1 997

Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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You deserved it 11 328

By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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You deserved it 5 063

Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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You deserved it 8 379

By Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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You deserved it 8 521

By erockinthesuburb - 19/02/2013 01:49 - United States

Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML

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You deserved it 6 356

By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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You deserved it 3 631

Mitz_fml 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!

lifeinhd 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:13

Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.

Comments

dagoboyantonelli 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 5:50

this was the best one ive read all day that is flipping hilarious me and my buddy and his gf made speacial brownies and gave some to her mom and grandma lolz

BabyC_2011 1

Monday 18 January 2010 9:02

hahaha thats hella funny

fa11en 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:45

How are you going to explain this to mom and dad?

Penetration 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 6:06

I love you #29 xD That reply is epic.

stella2fast 2

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:28

R U serious??? Young kids love sugar especialy cookies,cakes, or brownies. Y the heck would you leave them out in the open for everyone 2 c?? That's so irresponsible!! If u r gonna put weed or whatever u put in there don't leave them out on the open!! Put them in high reach or put them in ur room!!! It's so freakin obvious that she's gonna eat them. When someone says don't do that or you can't do that, they are obviously gonna do that! How dumb r u??

lljfd 0

Monday 25 January 2010 8:17

weed cant kill you, you would need to smoke/consume 40000x as much weed to kill yourself as it takes you to get high... whereas it takes 4 to 10x as much alcohol to kill you as it takes to get drunk, so why people are ok with that i do not know

JustGines 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:02

I won't believe this FML 'til you make me some.

Mahyar 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 6:08

You leave kush brownies on the counter where kids can reach it...? All I know is that girl would be higher than the heavens right about now.

Se7enfreaxxx 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:34

FYL OP those things take too much time to make. and for everyone special are made with hash from the weed plant. your sister deserved it for being a dumb bitch who can't follow simple instructions. just tell her she got sick from eating too much "normal" brownies lol

klakuv 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:55

All u anti pot faggots STFU and it's his/her sisters fault for eating something clearly labeled do not eat. Would you eat a moldy piece of shit labeled do not eat? If a ten year old starts feeling 'rebellious' then he or she would get their ******* asses beat in my family. FYL and your sister deserved it.