Cats, Drugs and Kids: Higher than the sun

Higher than the sun

By Bad Dad - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

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karatekid97 17

Monday 20 October 2014 14:09

You've got to be kitten me.

HappyItalian 38

Monday 20 October 2014 14:10

*inserts an overused cat pun in a sentence here*

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Kappatio 1

Sunday 26 October 2014 17:52

lmao

higuysilikepie 2

Wednesday 29 October 2014 12:47

Don't turn it into a Catastrophe

Sarahlalala 2

Thursday 30 October 2014 9:12

Does catnip work for humans?? I kinda doubt that

rocketgurl 15

Monday 9 March 2015 23:17

Oh come on. A Colorado kid shouldn't settle for catnip nowadays, this shit is legal! Educate your son, yo.

junjunbun 28

Monday 25 January 2016 23:03

You sure your son isn't a cat? 0,o

onnanohito 12

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:22

Time to tell him that ***** poisonous to humans.

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