Miscellaneous: Hiking is fun

Hiking is fun

By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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By angrymadman3542342 - 12/11/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML

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Classy

By pist off - 05/03/2018 19:00

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML

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Punderful 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:17

I'd say that you must have been pretty pissed off, but it seems to be just the opposite.

Laxloverr24 0

Monday 30 November 2009 1:59

that's repulsive

Comments

xilix_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 5:29

UMMMMM...DUDE? You realize that the wind had to be blowing in your direction for that to work in the first place, which means the wind didn't change direction... you just pissed into wind blowing directly at you. Way to go.

Mikki_Mik 0

Monday 30 November 2009 5:43

that is soo disturbing

xilix_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 5:44

IMB916 0

Monday 30 November 2009 6:21

Does this happen often...?

beebee92 0

Monday 30 November 2009 6:34

how embarassing

DynamicDave 11

Monday 30 November 2009 6:47

Not gonna lie, I lol'ed, but I also wondered several things: 1. Presumably, you were both at the same level, so how did his pee hit you without him aiming it at your face? 2. Why were you peeing right next to another guy? For that matter, why off a cliff? 3. How strong was this wind that it was able to actually reverse the flow of your pee? 4. Why didn't you just punch him or something and get your revenge later? Therefore, I'm clicking YDI

Chopperman_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:29

1. Wind speeds up when it goes uphill due to pressure, so it must have flung the pee back upward. 2. Guys pee next to guys all the time...in urinals in bathrooms. If they're secure in their masculinity, why not? And peeing onto or off of stuff is fun, ask any guy. 3. Like I said, wind speeds up when it is forced to go uphill. It was a strong updraft, I guess. 4. Fight fire with fire, and he already had his weapon out and ammo loaded ;)