Hobbitgate

By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18

No shame in having a little toe hair! I let them cut mine too when I get my pedi, but they don't charge me extra! That is a little much! Enjoy your pretty toes OP!

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jkmartinjk 16

Everyone has toe hair OP. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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rg350dx 29

People have toe hairs. No need to be a-frodo-f it. Gandalf your butt and get into the hobbit of keeping them shaved if you're worried about it.

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perdix 29

I come here and I see all these girls fessing up to having toe hair. I think I'm going to puke. Next thing you know, you'll be talking nonsense like "you people" actually poop!

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BubbleGrunge 18

We shave them before you guys can get all queasy over it! Don't worry, we don't want you thinking of us as hairy-toed shitters, Perdix! :)

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JACKxRAWR 22

Oh god, people started to thumb you down. Idiots who don't understand jokes do not deserve a thumb button on FML.

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Welshite 39

#30: People have the right to their own opinion and should be able to thumb up or down as they please. Just because it is perdix or any other "popular" commenter does not mean an automatic thumbs-up, nor should it ever.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Everyone knows that girls don't poop.. Haha.

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LolFMLnot 10

Oh yeah our toes are not that bad, it's just 2 strings of hair or 3. There is no jungle don't worry

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miyaviichan 27

39, speak for yourself babe, I'm Mexican. But I always keep all non- top of head/eyelash/brow hair hidden. Plucking toe hairs is the worst pain ever though. Then again, I keep doing it so I guess I'm a masochist. It all works out.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

*Robert Downey Jr voice* What do you mean "you people"

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lishajoy777 14

What do YOU mean "you people"

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olpally 32

Chewbacca?? Lol. We all have toe hair op. could be a lot worse. Could have a back full of hair!

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RedPillSucks 31

Chest pubes???? I..., well,.... *mind wash in progress* ok then.

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OliveCx 10

They charge you just to take a razor or scissors and trim toe hair? That's a little steep, especially when you could do it when you shave your legs.

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WaywardDaughter 26

She could also give herself a pedicure at home and there would be no embarrassment or extra charges.

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spanelli 16

I agree, although it's never quite a satisfying as having someone else do your toes for you. :)

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LyraAlluse 25

Nothing wrong with being hairy. I'm a girl and I'm hairier than a french poodle.

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Welshite 39

Do you give yourself the Continental Clip or the English Saddle Clip?

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larsak 3

You should of said "I'm not paying extra, you offered!" And flipped your hair and walked out like a boss.

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Welshite 39

Yep, I blame my monthly bath for making the hair on my head grow. I tried bathing weekly to see if it would stop hair growth, but it didn't help.

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annie_nk 22

Having hair where it's totally normal to have hair is not bad hygiene.

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Mossears133 15

In what way is having hairy toes bad hygiene?!

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