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By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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Same thing different taste

By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

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By lonelygirl - 09/04/2013 04:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I didn't mind paying a little bit extra for my manicure because I forgot how nice it was to have someone hold your hand. Even if it was an old Asian lady. FML

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Bad choice

By chopchop - 25/12/2019 01:00

Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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By waxinghorror - 11/07/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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Hydrated pinkies

By Anonymous - 09/03/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we went for a foot massage. My wife found it incredibly relaxing; I just found it weird that a complete stranger seemed to be trying to give each of my toes its own handjob. Plus they used so much moisturiser that it made the inside of my shoes feel like squishy mud all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 22 May 2013 23:30

No shame in having a little toe hair! I let them cut mine too when I get my pedi, but they don't charge me extra! That is a little much! Enjoy your pretty toes OP!

jkmartinjk 16

Wednesday 22 May 2013 23:31

Everyone has toe hair OP. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Comments

CarynAmber 12

Thursday 23 May 2013 12:05

We're mammals. There's nothing wrong with having toe hair.

chrisp87 11

Thursday 23 May 2013 16:01

Perhaps next time you'll trim that unwanted nasty toe hair.

icepick23 12

Thursday 23 May 2013 17:12

Girls with ugly feet are gross

squideth 18

Saturday 25 May 2013 1:51

I don't think us girls give a shit about what you have to say, kid.

sweetcatastroph3 9

Thursday 23 May 2013 18:36

I actually have toe hairs too and I'm also embarrassed by them. It's more normal than we think, but people still "judge" and find it "gross", so that's why it's so embarrassing. I just wax mine off, it doesn't hurt, it's quick and takes a while to grow back. Just buy one of those facial hair wax kits and go for it. :)

greatkate2020 14

Thursday 23 May 2013 19:42

What, are you a hobbit?

brightblack 9

Thursday 23 May 2013 20:23

It's alright.

AlexiAwesome 10

Friday 24 May 2013 5:39

First world probs.

hurley12 30

Friday 24 May 2013 8:02

Everyone's got a little toe hair. I'm sure they ask everyone that question, nothing to be ashamed of. They shouldn't have charged you extra though.

Eloras_Mom 0

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:11

Isnt it funny how men think body hair on a female is disgusting when they have hair all over. Women are forced to polish themselves to perfection just to be accepted in society. And guys then wanna complain that it takes us too long to get ready! Well I WONDER WHY!