ACAB and Transportation: Hog on hog action

Hog on hog action

By auscop - 17/09/2009 10:57 - Australia

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

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You deserved it 86 014

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2018 12:00 - United States

Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML

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You deserved it 2 166

It wasn't me, officer

By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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You deserved it 2 527

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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You deserved it 4 256

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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You deserved it 25 519

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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You deserved it 16 696

Great move

By TheGreatAndPowerfulDerp - 13/09/2020 05:02

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML

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You deserved it 4 132

By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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You deserved it 11 954

Double down

By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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You deserved it 174 531

By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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You deserved it 52 127

TheTruth1428 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 20:32

Yeah, God forbid he actually did his job. It's scum like you who think it's okay to break the law if it's "only a little."

Rathmec 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 20:33

Yeah I know. Totally. F*ck him for pulling someone over that was going over the speed limit. I hate when cops pull people over for breaking the law. What a c*ckhole of a policeman.

Comments

potprincess 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:28

hahahaha cop got owned

_system_ 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:17

Just doing his job, just like you were, don't complain.

Falco_fml 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:56

-favorites- HAHA PWNED!

KiwiGrimm 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 1:52

LOL this made my day! You fine me????No bitch I fine you!!! PWNED

EdwardHeart 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 3:20

**** THE PIGS!!!!

Lifelooser_fml 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 5:44

You nasty Aussie cops deserve everything negative that comes your way. We're a 1st world country with a 3rd world Police Force. Ashamed

teamsquirrel 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 5:50

Cops break the law allllllllll the time and never have to worry about being charged hundreds of dollars for it. It's nice to see that at least once a cop got fined for breaking a law.

Lifelooser_fml 0

Monday 12 October 2009 19:06

amen

ayaeve 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 8:49

Yeah, most people go over the speed limit by 10, but did you realise that a lot of these people end up killing or seriously injuring someone? On the weekend, just outside where I work, a young man lost his life after getting hit by a car going not much more than 10 kms over the speed limit. His wife is due to have his baby in less than 3 weeks, and if the man driving the car had been going the speed limit, he would have been able to stop in time. Now tell me, is it really ok to speed? It doesn't matter if it's a little bit... It can still make the difference between life and death... With a mentality like yours, you shouldn't be allowed to drive, because it's stupid people like you that cause accidents.