Dogs and Love: Hold me close

Hold me close

By chachi - 28/09/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

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Same thing different taste

He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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Dogs rule

By Anonymous - 10/05/2019 04:00

Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Serial killer vibes

By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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Thrashing

By bad sleeper - 19/05/2021 08:00 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never wants to sleepover anymore. He said he loves me, but that sleeping next to me is like sleeping next to someone reenacting the crucifixion while being mauled to death by squirrels. So much for cuddling through the night. FML

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sarah2144 14

Monday 28 September 2009 23:14

LOL. Was the dog cute?

EChan 1

Monday 28 September 2009 23:42

He's probably slept with the dog longer than he's known you. So he's probably doing it out of habit. Neither FML or YDI.

Comments

paivarotti 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:27

"Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog." I thought this fml was going in a whole different direction after this first sentence...

TheLetterZero 7

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:29

He's clearly not a cat person, then. Otherwise... No, I'm not saying it.

TobyGus 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:35

Brittney H. is that you?

tipsy337 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:43

well I guess not cause it sounds like u bitch about everything

plexico 3

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:54

I'll bet that gave the dog the Red Rocket!

g7190g92 1

Tuesday 29 September 2009 3:10

YDI for thinking it's necessary to sleep in the same bed with him just because he's your boyfriend. Just be glad he loves his dog.

supagirl910 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 3:23

Dogs are important too. Dog=man's best friend. Would you rather he throw the dog of to spoon you? I bet you're not even worth it. Worst girlfriend ever.