Dentist, Painful and Health: Hold still!

Hold still!

By toothache - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. There was a cyst behind one of them, and the dentist decided to extract it - except the Novocaine didn't reach that far back. I raised my hand like they said to do, and the dentist looked at me writing in pain and said, "No, you're fine." FML

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By itsjustnotfair - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had 2 cavities. He replied, "No you didn't. I just looked at your x-rays." Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

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This is a low

By Stella - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

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Handy

By screwed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a woodshop class. We were using power tools, including drills, and pieces of pine wood. While helping a kid to hold a piece to practice drilling, he went too far forward with the drill. It went through my hand. FML

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Out of my mind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

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Boxing

By Holly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML

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Right back!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back into my face and eyes. FML

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Freak out

By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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Satisfaction

By thacupcakeassassin - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Shippensburg

Today, I woke up from the most satisfying dream I've ever experienced. Sex related? Nah. I just needed two hands to pull a massive booger from my left nostril. FML

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Panime 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:18

You survived to write about it, you're fine. But seriously, you should have socked him in the face.

Liveanotherday 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:30

Hmm, can you say lawsuit?

Comments

fifthwheel00 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 1:45

crap.... i have to get my wisdom teeth out next week...

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:25

Ah man that terrible. If he was doing that to me, it would just have been my reaction to punch him, or lash out somehow. Thats really horrible of him i cringed at all the other bad dentist stories here. I am NEVER going again.

mamaReese 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:07

They didn't put you to sleep? Ouch....

bubs_AKA_vermin 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 3:32

this just reminded of me of when i was little, the goddamn dentist barely waited for that freeze-stuff to work and drilled my baby tooth in half. traumatized, i went to a child's dentist ever since. i'm 15. FML

shmaller 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:19

Sue.

bob123456_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 6:31

i had my wisdom teeth taken out when i was 11. i didn't feel a thing and it didn't hurt at all. was drooling like crazy though

fmpainfullife 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 17:31

I did that too once lol not wisdom teeth but he goes "ok pout your hand up when it hurts" and I was like 3 I started to struggle I was like shaking then I finally gave up and put my hand up, I waved it too........ he ignored me I was like arglemrgle! he just was like you have to sit still I am like WTH!?

LostSoul81 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:42

Wow your dentist's an idiot. I hope you don't go there anymore.

brie3 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:32

Dentists are evil! Mine tried to shove a wedge between one of my premolars (or whatever they're called), and it hurt so bad that he injected Novocaine four times. It still hurt afterwards and my cheek was swollen for next next two days (which happened to be school days)

OneThatKnows 0

Friday 24 July 2009 17:04

Wait, so you were told to raise your hand and you did like so. Then, the dentist just said that you're fine, but why didn't you just stick up the finger while you raised your hand?(I just want to know what would happen):D But still, FYL.