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Home again

By GD. - 21/02/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany

Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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Dramatic

By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:00

Oh my gosh, that's horrible. That's makes me want to cry... I hope you feel better... i~i

YDIGuy 0

Monday 3 May 2010 17:35

#3 were also always thinking of head ;)

Comments

mustardduster 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:40

That guys dope, i think i have a man crush on him

StephC_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:17

aw i'm sorry to hear that. Your ex is a jerk and you're better off without him. And that whole quarter thing was stupid, immature, and unoriginal. Hang in there.

PinkSkullzPR 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:21

wtf.. did he seriously give you a quarter? how unoriginal and tacky of him. you are sooo better off without that loser..

brownkid 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:27

hilarious...

podrummer9209 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:11

= No one should be that rude... and if he's lucky enough to have had someone feel so strongly for him that they'd still love him after he ended it, he's a dumbass for what he did. *hug*

mister_moops 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 9:24

hahaha. you people need to stop saying shit like "oh you can do so much better than him" or "omg guys are dicks" this isn't a fantasy world. your dates aren't always your ******* soulmates.

yoboo310 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:53

its ok..that happened to me once too. except he gave me a dime to get a life. i threw it into his neck. i needed a dime more to buy cigs

brkn_hearted 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 10:21

damn, that totally blows, i hope you weren't wearing anything that's water unfriendly...

Bralef 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:40

I agree with #39. Yes, some guys can be total assholes, but we know nothing about the relationship. He could have broken up with her because he thought it would make him seem manlier. He could have broken up with her because he caught her sleeping with another guy. Just because he broke up with her doesn't mean she's an innocent girl who never does anything wrong. It doesn't mean she's a cheating *****, either. We just know what's in the story.. I'm not giving either of them the benefit of the doubt. Either way, it's ******* hilarious and slightly sad at once. Your anger at your boyfriend cost you a (relatively) fast, dry ride home. But here's an idea: Throw the quarter at him, then pick it up. Yes, he could have been giving it to her to be an ass, but spiting people by giving them money isn't generally a good idea.