Food and Health: Honey…

Honey…

By greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 728

You deserved it 4 106

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Thank you for your service

By Auburn_flame - 27/03/2019 00:00

Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 506

You deserved it 361

No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 241

You deserved it 3 449

By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 814

You deserved it 3 167

It was the painkillers, I swear

By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 287

You deserved it 85

By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 745

You deserved it 4 380

By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 339

You deserved it 5 290

By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 721

You deserved it 17 288

By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 541

You deserved it 2 924

By n - 04/04/2015 18:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 133

You deserved it 3 504

Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 680

You deserved it 6 681

DocBastard 38

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:45

Open the bathroom door, point at the toilet, and say, "There's your ******* dinner. Bon appetit, asshole."

perdix 29

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:40

"A steaming bowl of RRRRALPH!"

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:40

"A steaming bowl of RRRRALPH!"

Kn0wledge123 21

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:46

LOL WIN. ^_^

alliewillie 22

Saturday 30 April 2011 22:09

family guy FTW!

jessecax 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:42

tell him to make himself a sammich. you're not his bitch.

corrinaswan 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:30

I kno guys are jerks sometime think woman only good for cookin cleaning and sex and think they are better at everything

SCREAM4meeee 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:07

Untrue! I myself am male, and am quite talented at two of those things. Care to guess which ones? :)

GrahamAker 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 2:50

actually niether. lol jk she wouldn't have gotten sick if she stayed in the kictchen. :P

guestxxx 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 7:53

cooking and cleaning?

iSpasticFantasti 14

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:15

#72 Sex and thinking you're better than everyone? x]

Vita_1 30

Wednesday 27 August 2014 15:51

Making sandwiches and being a bitch?

oliveindamiddle 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:45

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

ShelbyyCakess 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:45

puke in a bucket and give it to him. tasty.

esy7flx 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:16

WIN :))

DocBastard 38

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:45

Open the bathroom door, point at the toilet, and say, "There's your ******* dinner. Bon appetit, asshole."

oliveindamiddle 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:49

this is so cruel, but I love it.

mk58 31

Saturday 30 April 2011 20:19

Just what the husband deserves!

you_freak 7

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:39

Win!

at1325 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:46

I have not seen very many comments from you lately, Doc. Good to see your work again.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Thursday 5 May 2011 11:15

my thoughts 100%

NaoPudding 8

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:52

Puke in a bowl and tell him you made him some fresh homemade soup.

sarah_cheverie 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:27

Grossssss xD

xbriix 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:52

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

mynda1250 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:41

pwned

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:30

Unless she's married to a quadriplegic, I think the husband is capable of ordering his own pizza. If I'd have said that to my wife, i would have been pulling her foot out of my ass while she was still puking.