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By greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 728
You deserved it 4 106

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Open the bathroom door, point at the toilet, and say, "There's your ******* dinner. Bon appetit, asshole."

perdix 29

"A steaming bowl of RRRRALPH!"

Comments

thataboy! food first bitches second lol

for those (feminists) among you who think i was serious, i wasn't. i happen to have many friends that are girls

I'm a feminist. And that was a great joke. If you hate even GOOD sexist jokes you need to get over yourself. Real feminists have senses of humor.

whisperingeye13 0

if you have black friends your clearly not a racist

RedPillSucks 31

Oddly enough, there are some people who are racist but still have black friends. They'll frequently think things like "he's not like those other ******s", or some other patronizing nonsense. Racists do have token friends.

ReynshineCutting 10

A lot of people aren't racist towards a whole race. They're just racist towards those dumbfucks within a race that are trashy and live off welfare and whatnot. White trash included.

notice that all the people who hav posted negative comments are women... just sayin...

haha what an asshole. tell him to make his own dinner

most men rely on women for stuff like that. it isnt his fault that he doesnt consider himself as good a cook as her. hes probably very excited to learn what delicious meal she'll make and doesn't know how to tell her that. i do agree that a little more concern would have been nice.

But really how hard is it to put something in the microwave/toaster/oven? There's plenty of food that doesn't require anything more than knowing how to input a time into the cooking device. If a guy can't do that, or at least pour himself a bowl of cereal he needs help.

it could have been worse. He could have asked you for a ******** as anal was out anyway ]:->

#46 If in US they have the same stomach flu as I know it, than it goes the usual way - just a little bit faster ;]

bitchin94 2

kick your husband in the dingaling then tell him to make his own dinner...

Joseph9 4

that's a little overboard. ..

the reply: "It won't taste quite as good coming up as it does going down, but the prawn salad is in the fridge. Enjoy!"

YDI for marrying someone like that in the first place.

sourgirl101 28

Get sick on your own time. This man needs his dinner! JK OP, he obviously didn't realize how ill you were. If he's on a routine to expect dinner what do you expect in return? Explain- "I'm too sick to cook" and I'm sure he'll understand unless you married a dick, then I'd say YDI.

he didn't notice that she is sat in the bathroom dry heaving? never mind for two. hours.

jenaandtyler4eva 0

leave him and fine someone worth being with and that actually cares for you

dude it's her husband and if you would leave just because of that of a little thing like that then wooow..sorry but ehh

#82: It's not a little thing. If this is a pattern of his behavior then OP should indeed leave him. He clearly is unable to care about anyone but himself. Would you want to be in a relationship with a person like that? Unless you have a self respect of a mollusk, you probably want better than that. More than likely, OP's husband was this way before OP married him and for that she gets YDI from me. What did she expect? That he'll turn into Prince Charming all of the sudden after marrying her? However, it's not too late to recognize her mistake and have a better life (without an ass like him).

How do you know he cares for no one else but himself? Men tend to say stupid things like that without really thinking about it. I don't see the big deal, perhaps he thought she was already done before the barfing started, or maybe he thought she just ate too much, in any case, you ARE going a little overboard when you say she should leave him.

ReynshineCutting 10

This is why the divorce rate is so high now. I this is an every now and then kind of thing, it's no big deal. I this is an ongoing thing, TRY TO ******* WORK IT OUT. Go to marriage counseling, get some books, try to ******* fix it. You don't just divorce someone without trying to fix things unless they're beating you or cheating on you. Those are the only times it's appropriate to jump straight to a divorce. Other than that, you've made a commitment "for better or worse" which means you don't leave the second things get bad. Especially if you truly love your spouse. Everyone has flaws, and if some are problematic you work on them before you even consider divorce. Good Lord it's not that hard.

I don't know how you can hear someone dry heaving in the bathroom and still assume that they will make you dinner

If he honestly can't cook tell him to make himself some ramen or toast. If he can't even do that then YDI for marrying an idiot.

JoeTheBow 8

Stomach flu sucks :( hope u feel better