Horndog

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 02:05 - United States - La Grange

Spicy
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
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bigdude1302 2

So tell me....does he have a Big Mac or a double cheese burger?

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klx125cross 9

That's sucks..... But it is kinda funny

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rinkagamine_fml 9

OP HAD to bail him out? No, she chose to bail him out. Maybe if people would actually suffer the consequences of their actions instead of getting a reprieve from their significant other or parents every single time, they might actually stop being so stupid. Might. No promises.

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Malevolent_Bunny 0

Let him stew for a while. He doesn't seem to have a problem performing for an audience, maybe the time alone will let him work it out of his system.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Get out now while you can.

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graphicstyle7 17

Time to give up and move on to better things.

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andtay 0

I assume that's the first real piece of meat that they'd seen.

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trippythehippy 6

They ran out of special sauce

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DivineSunshine 1

You should have left him in jail. He is a loser and a freak. He is going to end up on the sex offender list for that little display.

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skyeyez9 24

I wouldn't have bailed his trailer trash ass out of jail! That is nasty to jerk it in public.

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