Horror movie

By ihatevideos - 16/03/2009 23:08 - United States

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Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
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Kamicase 0

Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

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dvb77 0

Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

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rassannassar 0

well, add that to the baby book. you know, first laugh, first time you rolled over, first word, first step, first cell division. you know, the usual

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fillmyheart028 0

Why?! Why would old people think it's okay to tape themselves having sex?! Jeeze, talk about scarred for life. My deepest sympathies

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jSOPURE 3

#44- They weren't that old at the time? When I have a wife, we're going to make tons of sex tapes of us. :)

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kgb121 0

actually there's no way he could be 20 because even if he were conceived Jan 1, 1989 and born sometime in September, his 20th wouldn't be until later this year. So 18-19.

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alyson325 0

horrific. and hey, if you were conceived in 1989, we're probably the same age! HA.

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jesusjr 0

On the bright side, you know that time didn't end with a facial!

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kjholt 0

has anyone thought at all that maybe the parents had sex more than once? If I were on vacation in Bermuda, I would be having sex with my wife every night and twice a day! Don't freak out haha

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Miru_fml 0

#49, parents having sex is okay, but why the hell would they videotape it!?!??! Gross! That's just asking for trouble later!

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Mikeymikey 4

rofl at #48 .... at #50 excuse me but ppl videotape themselves all the time.. and they tapes are 4gotten and left there... so 18 yrs later it might look gross to you but theyd prolly love to watch themselves again go at it like youngsters.. parents are allowed to be horny and human just like u. unless u aren't. One day when ure all old and grumpy maybe u will get it. peace

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badboy6865 0

haha 48 , its cool to visualize cause its not my mom... i dont have that problem cause im preety sure my parents cant have sex... the shear volume of hair on both their bodies would create a massive, inescapable 'velcro effect' that im preety sure they knowingly avoid

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