Intimacy: Horror movie

Horror movie

By ihatevideos - 16/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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TMI FML

By skyplaysguitar - 30/07/2012 05:56 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML

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By Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 23:13

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By Mike - 07/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 16/02/2022 06:00

Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sextape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML

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Third on the podium

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - Pakistan

Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML

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Home movies

By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:32 - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML

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Kamicase 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:42

Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

dvb77 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:39

Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

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throwing_bricks 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:28

that's crazy, you could've seen yourself 20 years ago, as a bunch of white mush

llSgtScopell 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:30

Memories for your parents eh? The day their baby boy was made? Hahahaha

NatsaPanda 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:32

#22 I digress. It would make more sense if he were 20. The most popular time for vacations, particularly to hot tropical destinations, is late January to mid February. Meaning you'd be born in 1989 as well - in the fall. It's most probably their 19. Anyway. At the very very eldest they're 20. The very youngest 18

neonoodle 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:34

#32: lol at your comment, but doubtful unless the camera went up his mom's fallopian tubes.

throwing_bricks 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:36

but it's fun to imagine. haha

deeprest47 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:36

really gross but still kinda cool, not many people get the chance to see the time they were conceived

madame_malfoy 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:41

*twitch*...i feel for you...fortunatly i will never have that problem...to avoid my asking questions my dad told me when i was a little girl that they bought me from the Eatons' Center before it went bankrupt and i was standing in some loony pose...I'm still going with that...I was not concived I was bought...18 and a half years ago...

dwights 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:51

*movie trailer guy voice* "In a world when time began a young guy or girl put in a tape... This was no ordinary tape, but one that the gods have banished to the seventh circle of Hell No poor mortal were to lay their eyes on it but one day *black screen and heart beat sound* *bright light* it was found. *dramatics music* Coming soon to a theater near you