How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

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dinosxxrawr 22

he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

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RiessBaby 6

some peoples insecurites amaze me! lol

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kyla_milan13 5

Why were you using a vibrator when you had a boyfriend! LIVE **** a phone call away. Maybe next time you'll get it right.

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cherokeecutie 13

Wooowww really how is masturbating "cheating"? that makes no sense. What if you are imagining them? And they weren't around? I would think it'd be hot to walk in on that but whatevs :p

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LuluTheCat 9

It will be better for you. He's a dumbass, and you don't need one of those for a boyfriend.

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General_Cool 24

Something's gotta get the job done, and it certainly isn't him

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