How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 558
You deserved it 17 228
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Nyx_fml 23

Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

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dinosxxrawr 22

he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

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Hammer01 8

You should have dumped him for not taking care of your needs!!!

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papabear88 6

did he beat the shit out of the vibrator also?

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whatismissing 8

Totally ridiculous, old-fashioned, out-dated and ignorant. You're just a healthy girl and who doesn't want a healthy girlfriend?

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crazytrainer 5

Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha. thanks for the best laugh all week. Sorry if you loved him but really. What an asshat!

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aligater10 7

thats not going to make any man feel like much of a man if you do that, why not use it together? problem solved

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jemiller226 13

Why should a guy be threatened by a hunk of silicone? Some of us are apparently way more secure than you think.

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ball_crusher 4

some men are so pathetic and insecure. you're better off without this stupid prick, OP. believe it.

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ThatBoredGuy 4

He's insecure .... YDI for not having sex with him instead of that :p

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jemiller226 13

Everyone who voted YDI is a screaming douchenozzle. Oh, and OP? You're well rid of him. He did you a favor!

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