How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 558
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Nyx_fml 23

Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

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dinosxxrawr 22

he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

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sexualbbw 4

Find a man who will love you and your vibrator! Lots of men out there will love your sexual side ;)

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

"It's such a good vibration. It's such a sweet sensation."

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ratherblunt 6

Too bad you didn't think of that first. Could have gotten rid of him long ago... he's been cheating on you with hand for some time now...

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Ray_of_midnight 22

This is the flipside of those women who get pissed off because their male partners look at **** and **********. If nothing else, your partner is not always available/in the mood/whatever. Long-term, if your partner prefers the vibe/****/fapping to you, then you have relationship issues that need to be talked about. But masturbation is part of a healthy sex life whether you have a partner or not. I would love it if a female partner were to use a vibrator in front of me.

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kayteakay 26

This situation is more comparable to a woman being upset about her guy using a fleshlight, not ****.

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lostribe 3

That's ridiculous! He is a loser who is threatened by a machine, for God's sake! It is NOT the same as ****. A machine doesn't humiliate and perpetuate the victimization of the already abused women willing to do **** or help feed someone's addiction.

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Grimase 10

Be honest, do u turn him down a lot? Either cuz ur too tired, or too stressed or BS like that? Because if u aren't giving it up on the regs and then go and use ur vibe then u deserved it. Now if ur open for his bizz 24/7 then he had no reason to but if not then I agree with him.

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timss4 19

lol I wouldn't call it cheating, but if you prefer a toy without emotions over your bf, you have it now ;)

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fakedsincerity 32

enjoy your new found freedom from mr. insecure! :)

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tonygar 16

what a dumb ass, he should have used the vibe on you as part of foreplay... The better ****** you have, the better ****** you will give him... Just saying that is what I would do.

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mulumequitem 6

He just feels cheated, like as if he's not good enough for you. That makes him feel like shit, and it's tough being a guy because there's always someone better.

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