How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 558
You deserved it 17 228

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

dinosxxrawr 22

he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

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I wouldn't really like if my girlfriend did that because it could give the impression that I'm not enough for her, at least ask if he's ok with it..

justmeCee 16

It sounds like your boyfriend is just uncomfortable with his own sexuality if he is going to be jealous over a sex toy. Most guys love it when their girl brings out the sex toys...their like kids in a candy store...lol. Maybe now you can find a man that is more open to new things.

justmeCee 16

*they're* (just had to correct it before the FML spelling nazis had something to complain about. :p

Can I see some video of you and vibrator before I vote?

#166, er, no, actually not. I would ony be bothered if my boyfriend PREFERRED a sex toy over me. Otherwise I understand that men and women all have needs and it is unrealistic to think that a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife can ALWAYS be there to satsify every one of them, and I would find absolutely no problem with my boyfriend using a sex toy or watching ****. That does NOT come under infidelity and I would have him do either of those things instead of sex-chatting people online or through text or even visiting a strip club or itherwise cheating on me any day, thank you very much.

wanted4myeyez 7

U deserve better if he's insecure of the energizer bunny

RKD 23

LOL what an insecure douche, you are better off, OP, funny, to the guy who said something about fleshlights and pocket *******, I had a friend of mine in middle school who was always going on about what he called "the pocket puss", and what a great innovation it would be, we used to tell him he was an effin' freak, LOL, wonder he is the guy that invented it and is now a multi-millionaire having the last laugh,,,,,,

he's just mad because the vibrator is getting more action than he was.

It's ok I mean if he was that much of an idiot maybe it was for the better.