How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

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dinosxxrawr 22

he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

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Chubgatti 10

ITT: People who wish they were the vibrator.

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SyntheticSmile 5

Wow. Why doesn't he join in and use it on you?

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AshaaFerreira 22

Quite the contrary you can only go buy them in a store in Canada if you 18 + ... Unless your trying to hint that your a perv in that case please wait here while I call the police :)

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SH4D0WS1N 3

I doubt OP will read this and it's too far down for others to read but I'll post anyways. I'm on the guy side of this situation. Would I go as far as to say it's cheating and break up? No not likely. But for some reason if a toy vibrates it makes me really uncomfortable. And I don't know why. If my (non-existent) SO has any form of a *****, gspot *****, butt plug, dragon ***** even, just anything that doesn't vibrate I will have no issues with it (though if it's bigger than my fist I might have some issues...). But as soon as it starts vibrating it makes me really uncomfortable when my SO has one. I'm not trying to defend this guy, I'm just trying to give some insight. I'm not sure why I'm like this and it's from before I was overly jealous from being hurt (long story) so it's not from that. My ex (the one that hurt me) actually got a gspot vibrator sometime after our relationship but while she was still manipulating and abusing me and I freaked out on her to the point where I think she wasn't actually lying (since she lied more than she told the truth) when she said she threw it away. If she had gotten one that didn't vibrate I wouldn't have had an issue. Again, I don't know why I'm like this and I'll apologize on behalf of OP's boyfriend and it's something I cannot entirely control.

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askullnamedbilly 33

You should probably go see a therapist about that irrational jealousy, #110. Getting to the point of 'freaking out' about an inanimate object just because it vibrates, let alone to the point that you made your EX-girlfriend throw said toy away sounds incredibly unhealthy to me.

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SH4D0WS1N 3

That was because she had hurt and abused me. I freaked out over a lot of things I shouldn't have. Should have elaborated on that, sorry. it was only because I was in so much pain when I stayed around her.

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SH4D0WS1N 3

Like, it wouldn't happen to another girl is my point...

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askullnamedbilly 33

You screamed at a girl you weren't even in a relationship with at the time to the point that she felt she needed to throw her sex toy (which was none of your concern, especially since she got it after your relationship had already ENDED) in the trash to appease you. I don't think you're in a position to complain about being manipulated or controlled, my dear.

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dinagdotphoto 13

Sounds like he's EXTREMELY insecure about his between-the-sheets skills. If you want him back, find a way to blatantly (guys aren't good with hints) illustrate to him that you'd much rather have him than Any toy.../

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Omniprism 14

He feels intimated. He feels like he wasn't good enough and did not do a good enough job for you. Lots of guys feel like they can't compete or don't measure up to a vibrator. If you're going to use one while in a relationship you need to make sure where he is at with his feelings on it. I mean guys ********** and girls feel like they're not satisfying them enough when they do decide to **********. It's the same thing.

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