How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
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slantyshanty 7

Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.

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JokeMeister 0

you mean YOURE the one that has to beg fir sex? either ur no good or he's gay. not good choices.

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jbong 0

Would you like it if he got crumbs in your beddd????!!!!

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lolnatalyloves 9

I hate crumbs on my bed too! Lol

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themike625 2

Probably should have made him a sandwich as well.

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Lolzords 11

YDI, I can't stand people eating in my bed either

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d3adly 5

Yea that was his sandwhich

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loserman67 35

But he probably makes you sleep in the "wet spot" afterwards. What a creep. Tell him you found someone that appreciates you and the sex and let's you eat whatever you want in bed.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Lol! usually the FMLs on here are about the dudes getting upset because the chicks arnt in the mood to bang...but looks like there is some role reversal in this relationship (;! I

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