How dare you?

By hdkgdkvdjd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML
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jonan1212 5

Well DUH they're cupcakes!

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aaliyah99 0

I believe the correct term would be SEEfood diet.

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TuteSweet 13

sounds a lot like my mom!

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FYLDeep 25

Now when you said she screamed, do you mean she was screaming at you or that she was screaming from the euphoria created by possessing an entire box of cupcakes?

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kateindeed 5

She started to scream at because! How can they make it any clearer?!!!?

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godofswag 6

the things moms will do 4 the children

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Yousuck24 21

Oh no! Your mom accidentally the whole cupcakes!

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grnfairy 5

And u thought this was a **** ur life moment bc ur mother ate all ur cupcakes.

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Jewnut 0

Yeahhh duh the only reason she screamed was cuz she knew she had self control. Lol sometimes I force my bf to eat my left overs if I shouldn't eat them cuz im pregnant and I have no control. If he won't I get mad

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KAYriffic05 0

Everyone knows good food should be kept in your own room...

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MyLifesAParadox 0

At least it was hours later, not just a few minutes:p she had that much self control.

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nattynatters 14

At least you won't get fat?

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alsgirl 24

Sounds like my mum. Whinges about how fat she is (and she really is!) but constantly buys chips, chocolate, etc.

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