How dare you?

By hdkgdkvdjd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 120
You deserved it 4 839

Top comments

jonan1212 5

I believe the correct term would be SEEfood diet.

Comments

dude...they're cupcakes. ... are you retarded ofcourse she's going to eat them......who wouldn't

Aaaw she was just hungry! Think of the calories she gained on your behalf :D

Funny thing is, your mom just hid them in her ****** so you could eat them out later...lol

OP: so, your mom's on a diet, and you bring a bunch of cupcakes home... sounds like you were being a colossal douche bag.

maybe she didn't know that her mom was on a diet before she came home.

wrwrestler8 4

I hate girls who don't use their common sense when it comes to dieting. They need to take a few things into account before dieting: 1- what are my self control levels? 2- what is a healthy diet? 3- bcuz i only have a HUMAN amount of self control, shouldn't i diet SLOWLY, and not try to stupidly cut all the good tasting, fatty foods out at one time, 100%, bcuz that just means ill crash and gain the weight back and be fat again? (answer: YES you should diet slowly, so that doesnt happen.) 4- shouldn't i let those around me know of my diets and my habits (so in the moms case here, her daughter doesnt bring home cupcakes)? 5- whether or not the **** im dieting, isnt stealing other peoples food a crime (its theft)? (answer: YES IT IS. whether or not you are on a diet, mom-mc-fatty, stealing your daughters cupcakes is simply NOT AN OPTION.) stealing food cuz your fat and want junk food, is no more your "right" than it is for a sex-starved individual- either male or female- to rape the opposite sex bcuz they felt the "need to get sex". It just isn't fair to others, its WRONG. the mom stole. ultimately she ****** up here. the daughter has a right to bring food home. 6- girls should ask themselves "shouldn't i exercise daily, so that way it doesn't come DOWN to a simple calorie/fat content/carbs/protein/sugars count, bcuz my HARD, INTENSE, 100% EFFORT WORKOUTS mean i am gonna lose weight PRETTY MUCH NO MATTER WHAT?". (The answer is: Yes. Yes, they should exercise either way, so that way they lose weight regardless. Once again, women pin too much faith onto "calorie counting". Its BULLSHIT.) I was a wrestler, still am in a sense. During the time of my wrestling seasons, my bodyfat % was at 5% bodyfat- extremely low, I was f*cking SEXY and super ripped/cut. Diesel was my middle name. How did that come about? HINT: I didn't diet. I didn't "count calories". I ate like a King, but since I WORKED OUT TO THE MAX i was in shape and goodlooking. Thats how life works. You must WORK. There is no quick fix "starve" solution.

I shall forever remember you as the guy who always posts long, passionate comments that I agree with to a certain degree. o_o

While I disagree with wrestler that calorie counting doesn't work (obviously he does not understand laws of thermodynamics), most of his other points are legit. Sara, you're the ******* dumbass making excuses for fat people.

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wrwrestler8 4

and my comment thats a couple above may be "rude", it may be "shocking" but you cant deny that im rightt. its a good ass comment. if you feel what im saying and are a person whos REAL then like it! ! !

Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty, Cupcakes, don't be too hasty, Cupcakes Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES! Need I explain more?