How dare you?
By hdkgdkvdjd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By hdkgdkvdjd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
dude...they're cupcakes. ... are you retarded ofcourse she's going to eat them......who wouldn't
Aaaw she was just hungry! Think of the calories she gained on your behalf :D
Funny thing is, your mom just hid them in her ****** so you could eat them out later...lol
Sounds like something I would do.
OP: so, your mom's on a diet, and you bring a bunch of cupcakes home... sounds like you were being a colossal douche bag.
maybe she didn't know that her mom was on a diet before she came home.
I hate girls who don't use their common sense when it comes to dieting. They need to take a few things into account before dieting: 1- what are my self control levels? 2- what is a healthy diet? 3- bcuz i only have a HUMAN amount of self control, shouldn't i diet SLOWLY, and not try to stupidly cut all the good tasting, fatty foods out at one time, 100%, bcuz that just means ill crash and gain the weight back and be fat again? (answer: YES you should diet slowly, so that doesnt happen.) 4- shouldn't i let those around me know of my diets and my habits (so in the moms case here, her daughter doesnt bring home cupcakes)? 5- whether or not the **** im dieting, isnt stealing other peoples food a crime (its theft)? (answer: YES IT IS. whether or not you are on a diet, mom-mc-fatty, stealing your daughters cupcakes is simply NOT AN OPTION.) stealing food cuz your fat and want junk food, is no more your "right" than it is for a sex-starved individual- either male or female- to rape the opposite sex bcuz they felt the "need to get sex". It just isn't fair to others, its WRONG. the mom stole. ultimately she ****** up here. the daughter has a right to bring food home. 6- girls should ask themselves "shouldn't i exercise daily, so that way it doesn't come DOWN to a simple calorie/fat content/carbs/protein/sugars count, bcuz my HARD, INTENSE, 100% EFFORT WORKOUTS mean i am gonna lose weight PRETTY MUCH NO MATTER WHAT?". (The answer is: Yes. Yes, they should exercise either way, so that way they lose weight regardless. Once again, women pin too much faith onto "calorie counting". Its BULLSHIT.) I was a wrestler, still am in a sense. During the time of my wrestling seasons, my bodyfat % was at 5% bodyfat- extremely low, I was f*cking SEXY and super ripped/cut. Diesel was my middle name. How did that come about? HINT: I didn't diet. I didn't "count calories". I ate like a King, but since I WORKED OUT TO THE MAX i was in shape and goodlooking. Thats how life works. You must WORK. There is no quick fix "starve" solution.
I shall forever remember you as the guy who always posts long, passionate comments that I agree with to a certain degree. o_o
While I disagree with wrestler that calorie counting doesn't work (obviously he does not understand laws of thermodynamics), most of his other points are legit. Sara, you're the ******* dumbass making excuses for fat people.
Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty, Cupcakes, don't be too hasty, Cupcakes Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES! Need I explain more?
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Well DUH they're cupcakes!
I believe the correct term would be SEEfood diet.