Can't resist cupcakes. It's just isn't humanly possible.

Nice story OP :) no one will ever think that YOU actually ate them

What am I doing here? I didn't even read this fml.

Blame it on the person that is on a diet with no self control.

She WAS on a diet...until some cupcakes decided to show up

So did she scream at you? Or the cupcakes? because I do this a lot... ******* cupcakes deserve it... It puts the frosting on its skin or else it gets the mouth again

Was it one cupcake or several? The fml says took "it" home.. Either way, no need to scream at the little mound of sugary goodness!

maybe she thought they went really well with her huge cup of vodka?

It's says they bought cupcakeS.

I hate cupcakes -_____- too much frosting... Not enough banana nut... muffins

I agree with 85

It's the old "devil on one shoulder and angel on the other" situation. The good side was asking to pass the cupcake, and the bad didn't wipe his face. :D omnomnomnom.

Wow, your mother is a dick.

Cupcakes are the shit. If you wanted them safe you have to keep them with you or they will disappear.

78- the fml said took "them" home. Reading: it's fundamental!

The FML has been edited. It had several grammatical errors yesterday.

123- dicks=men, bitches=women

I want cupcakes!!!!!

I'm sorry, what did you just say?

I'm sorry, what did you just say?

My phone froze should instead of shoul and put the cupcakes away for the other correction.

Thank you TheIsland, I was struggling, even though I am from the generation that introduced "annoying shorthand."

22, I fail to see how you couldn't decipher a phrase with two missing letters.

76, did you not see 43? He was obviously missing a word. A WHOLE WORD. You can't decipher the word "cupcake" from nothing!

82, I assumed "the" was a misspelling of "them." Anyway, no, you couldn't decipher cupcakes from nothing, but after reading the FML, it's pretty safe to assume they'd be talking about cupcakes.

It's called sarcasm, I am not an idiot. I did it because his grammar was so bad. *sigh*

By the way 87, I understood the sentence completely. I was being sarcastic. I hate it how sarcasm can never be detected in writing.

That's true. Now I feel like an idiot, lol. No hard feelings, I just don't like seeing people getting attacked for some typos.

Sorry if I offended anyone.

76- because the rest of us aren't as intelligent as you. And we like insulting people to make them feel like shit!

I believe the correct term would be SEEfood diet.

26.

Its a joke...

144- yes, but i was correcting her way of saying it. Seafood diet- meaning she only eats sea food. SEEfood diet meaning she sees food then has to eat it. Durr.:)

u want sexy time?

You're stupid....

Mr. Misfit what cupcakes are you eating that have meat in them?

94- CUB-cakes!

Seems like misfit and heybuddy would make a great pair! :)

Thumbs down just for your username.

I want a cupcake now...

It upsets me slightly that you beat me to this. And not even by a full minute.

Like... six people beat you to it.

I can resist them. Cupcakes are too thick and require lots of milk. But warm brownies edges on the other hand, don't stand a chance.

Why are you so horrible do you hear that crack ?... That's my heart breaking at the thought of a cupcake hater

Cupcakes are not that special. Cookies on the other hand....

Hey, um we dont care.

120... hey um shut da fuckup

And underneath the others add, "You ate the other one! NO MORE!"