How dare you?

By hdkgdkvdjd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML
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Top comments

jonan1212 5

Well DUH they're cupcakes!

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aaliyah99 0

I believe the correct term would be SEEfood diet.

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Arxikist 3

Dear OPs Mom, Enjoy diabetes. Love Arxikist.

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builditbetter09 3

Uhh speak for yourself ^

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xShannonxSammyx 7

I'm pretty sure cupcakes are worth the diabetes. I mean... c'mon. Cupcakes.

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builditbetter09 3

Not a huge fan of cupcakes.. But my prior comment was sarcasm -_-

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Airman1988 9

Its still your fault for bringing them home YDI, cupcakes are ******* delicious.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Sooo, we can't bring cupcakes home? Way to be an angry douchebag...

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Airman1988 9

Its fml things are only to be taken so seriously, you can calm down now

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AppleCoFreak 0

No, it's a YDI because people go and starve themselves on diets. All you have to do is EXCERSIZE.

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LaColombianita 26

Well cupcakes can be pretty tempting...

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xSonic 9

13.....I'm pretty. You're pretty. Let's go home and stay at each other.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Well, FYL for having a mom with no self-control, but YDI for not hiding them (or hiding them well enough.)

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jrsylilballer6 7

Maybe she's lying to get your food

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Indigo14 6

**** dieting. If I see cupcakes, they're going to be eaten.

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daminantion 14

Cupcakes for work.. You took them home... Am I missing something, or does OP work at home?

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SilverInGray 25

The bakery was by her work, and she took them home. It doesn't say for work.

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barbie4U 1

I was in London ON for Christmas, well actually Grand Bend. Great town

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DreBeezy 9

*sighs from stupidity*

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jaredjudd21 2

It wasnt your mother. It is clearly the cupcake monster. He ate my cupcakes, that was the last thing he ever ate.

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ImYoursAlways 3

Next time, hide the cupcakes in your room. My family is on a diet and I have to hide all my junk food in my room ;)

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BrianAlarcon 0

Can't resist cupcakes!

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