How dare you?

By hdkgdkvdjd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 120
You deserved it 4 839

Top comments

jonan1212 5

I believe the correct term would be SEEfood diet.

Comments

It seems that all the moms on FML are such bitches..

I don't think you understand, food can be a drug. I know it was for me and I could not let anything good-tasting go when I knew about it's existence in our house. It really is a drug, so I think it is pretty inconsiderable of you to bring that in. Temptation is a bitch.

heyyyaubrey 9

If that was my mom, she would never hear the end of it. She'd have 2 choices: Admit defeat and hear about it for the rest of her life, or grow some balls.