Kids: Today, a month ago, with great sacrifice, I bought my daughter... - FML

By Val - 27/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil

Today, a month ago, with great sacrifice, I bought my daughter an expensive gift she wanted - a doll the size of her. We had a big party for her where she took the doll out of the box, threw it on the floor, and has only played with the box for a entire month. FML

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Alexandria79 22

Saturday 27 May 2017 23:59

rule no 1 - don't buy toddlers expensive gifts.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 27 May 2017 21:01

Wow, a doll that's literally the size of a kid? What doll is that? Also, watch out - there was an R.L. Stine series years ago that featured a doll just like that, and it was possessed/evil and tried to take the place of the girl. I can only imagine what one of those dolls cost...

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kieralumina 30

Sunday 28 May 2017 21:18

is your daughter a cat?

bonehead69 15

Sunday 28 May 2017 23:19

she's gunna go crazy when ya buy a new refrigerator

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