Love, Health and Sex: Huge fan

Huge fan

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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Ashtray1 4

Friday 3 May 2013 4:50

Clitler is hungry for weiner-schnitzel

aliyourpally 12

Friday 3 May 2013 4:48

Yeah because everyone wants to **** Hitler

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hurley12 30

Friday 3 May 2013 5:35

You just totally stole that from the new show Girl Code.

sneakybabymaker 20

Friday 3 May 2013 5:39

My physic abilities are telling me she got it from Girl Code, I can see the answer everywhere

nikkipettyfer 24

Friday 3 May 2013 5:43

That's from girl code!

ViviMage 38

Friday 3 May 2013 5:45

Sorry. I'm not gonna cliticize her gential topography. I muff say tho, it is pure genius! I could nazi that one cumming!!

TOY4RUN 13

Friday 3 May 2013 5:45

Roll with it..... time for punishment......

CreepInTheCorner 11

Friday 3 May 2013 5:46

Heil Clitler!

GrinchFu1 27

Friday 3 May 2013 5:46

You, sir, are a lucky man. A sense of humor is very important. Now humble yourself before Clitler give her a big fat kiss!

Lunasis 14

Friday 3 May 2013 6:00

Lmao I wish there was a ''that's not bad that's hilarious'' button on here XD sounds like something I'd do

ozpunker 20

Friday 3 May 2013 6:06

Be glad she didn't make a Muffolini.

towboater198425 6

Friday 3 May 2013 6:10

Stealing lines from girl code will get u posted on fml but a legitimate problem won't I see where I've been going wrong!

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