Clothes, Weddings and Awkward: Hurry up

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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By huulo - 16/11/2010 10:07

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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The pits

By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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Chill out

By IndianAngel96 - 29/10/2012 22:39 - United States - Houston

Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:47 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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dbs_fml 0

Friday 28 May 2010 23:47

arent you supposed to spray it on your body, and not on your clothes?

maskedman 9

Saturday 29 May 2010 0:33

I thought only the bride was supposed to get something blue. Oh well. Now you you just have to find something old, something new, and something borrowed.

Comments

TXGIRL84 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 1:14

I know I tetras after I posted I guess I'm the dumbassbin this case lol sorry OP

TXGIRL84 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 1:15

stupid iPhone prediction I meant to put re-read whatever I'm never waking up early again

sindy23 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:23

sucks for u

buggybeauty 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:26

YDI for wearing "body spray." men wear cologne, not axe or done other fruity, nasty splash.

varkey 7

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:32

you don't put it directly on your clothes. if it's perfume, you spray a tiny bit on your hands and rub it into your clothes. "body spray" is a product for women that's essentially body soap with a fancy name, which you use in the shower. so YDI.

crookedangel 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:44

Body spray is not soap

Scorpio1989 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:47

wtf fail. body spray is NOT soap! its a SPRAY for your BODY. duhhhhh dumbass

WindsweptSky 5

Saturday 29 May 2010 6:01

Aw, I bet you feel so smart for trying to make a witty comment. Too bad you are wrong. Body Spray is not a soap and not used in the shower. Body spray is a spray you put on your body (or clothing) which has more of a water content than perfume and less oils. You can spray both perfume and body spray on your clothing it, although the smell doesn't stay with you as long as it would have if you sprayed it directly onto your body. Next time you make a witty comment, make it a correct witty comment.

JS000 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 9:04

Well, it's not soap. And even if you can spray it on your clothing (I don't recommend it because it might contain dye and stain certain fabrics), the key words here are "your clothing." Spraying a rental tux with anything, including body spray, is idiotic. A rental is not "yours" and should not be treated that way.