Animals: I didn't see you there

I didn't see you there

By SolaceInRage - 20/03/2013 23:53 - United States - Wilmette

Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML

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By Aaron - 07/07/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By RC - 25/10/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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Naughty boy

By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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ozpunker 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:21

I bet the owner didn't see that coming.

cocacola999 27

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:21

A proper seeing eye dog should actually never accept treats from strangers.

Comments

bash720 9

Friday 22 March 2013 4:48

Hate me if you want! But that made me laugh!

superbubbles 4

Friday 22 March 2013 5:08

You should never give food to other people's dogs. It's rude and things like that can happen. Definitely deserved it.

chillinAK 9

Friday 22 March 2013 6:38

my dog actually died when doneone fed her food she wasn't allowed to have do to her age and her stomach. Peopke who feed animals without asking are jerks. Totally YDI.

igetfeisty 6

Friday 22 March 2013 6:42

Don't feed animals without the owners permission.

bigtime_rocker 11

Friday 22 March 2013 14:54

Haha! Hilarious!!!

XxAtreyuSinsxX 14

Saturday 23 March 2013 22:07

I would be pissed if you gave my dog people food without asking. I don't allow any of my animals people food aside from fruit and veggies (thats okay for them). And how do you not know it was a service dog? Pretty sure they usually wear vests that state it.

ThtAwkwardMoment 5

Wednesday 17 April 2013 14:27

You realize dogs are carnivores right? Lol fruits and veggies are useless to them. Do you see wolves or wild dogs eating berries?

varsityme 4

Sunday 24 March 2013 5:07

Dang that sucks

SylarNight 16

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:10

Seeing eye dogs are taught NOT to do things like that. That is why ones in training have on those smocks that say "Do not pet: Seeing eye dog in training".