Animals: I didn't see you there

I didn't see you there

By SolaceInRage - 20/03/2013 23:53 - United States - Wilmette

Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML

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By Aaron - 07/07/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By RC - 25/10/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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ozpunker 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:21

I bet the owner didn't see that coming.

cocacola999 27

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:21

A proper seeing eye dog should actually never accept treats from strangers.

Comments

cmb8280 24

Thursday 21 March 2013 21:22

OMG LMFAO That is ******* amazing!!! I'm crying!!!

Eorlas 31

Thursday 21 March 2013 22:48

Ugh. stop feeding dogs and cats human food! you're a veterinary nightmare.

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 21 March 2013 22:56

You should NEVER feed a dog that does not belong to you. Many animals can't digest human food and get severe stomach aches and diarrhea, and many others are allergic to human food. You completely deserve this. I feel really bad for the blind man.

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Friday 22 March 2013 5:59

Agreed! My friend's dog has a horribly sensitive stomach and will poop blood if it gets into another animal's food. Thankfully my pup has a stomach of steel and can eat most anything without problems.

bellahorse 5

Thursday 21 March 2013 23:01

Seeing eye dogs are trained not to do that. It was probably a regular dog.

crystalnight 19

Thursday 21 March 2013 23:38

People like you are incredibly annoying, along with your kids. I've had people try to pet my dog without asking, and even had a kid sneak up behind us and surprise my dog. He was lucky he didn't get bitten. I've also had people attempt to feed my dog greasy food without permission. Rude, rude assholes. Would you like to pay my vet bill? They can get expensive.

CloudFox 6

Friday 22 March 2013 1:37

you're a ******* idiot

PurpleKicks 22

Friday 22 March 2013 2:22

I really shouldn't laugh but I just couldn't help it...

unwantedmemories 5

Friday 22 March 2013 3:23

First, why do you feed that dog? it isn't even yours. You might be just trying to feed him but have you thought that it might kill him for the greasy food?? Double thumb down for you OP.

feralpup 7

Friday 22 March 2013 4:15

So there was a dog sitting beside someone on a park bench, and you just threw it food, without any sort of communication with the owner? Plus I'm pretty sure that any sort of guide dog has very, /very/ obvious harness' or vests. You must be the blind one to miss out on it. Just. Urgh. YDI I reckon. Feel more sorry for the guy that got dragged off because you just threw your sausage at the dog.

Lilo4life 26

Friday 22 March 2013 4:38

There are some comments about the dog not being properly trained. It's a dog, it's not going to be perfect just because its trained to help the blind, of course it'll still want the hotdog.