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By Permafucked - 12/05/2009 14:23 - United States

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Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer, I ended up in bed with one of them, who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML
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zanyone 0

so is one beer the most you have ever drank? sounds like a date rape drug to me.

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MyNameIsAudrey 0

I've heard of a four beer queer but that is just ridiculous.

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couragewolf9001 0

What's the point of drinking to get drunk? Your such a naive, impressionable girl. Get a ******* clue.

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couragewolf9001 0

You wanted to drink with the boys? You wanted to not be a lightweight? Certain things come with the territory when in that environment. Prepare for bukkake next time.

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Sooz_fml 0

Lightweights are cute. Don't start drinking, you'll get fat.

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hir23 0

I call BS. This can't be true. The first time I drank, I had 8 shots of vodka in a row, and I still didn't act like a ****. In fact, while I was obviously drunk I was perfectly AWARE of what I was doing, didn't get sick or black out. Keep in mind I'm a girl and I'm 5'3''. I realize that everyone has different tolerances, but seriously... don't try to pull this one on us. We know better than that.

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bajams 0

If this story is true, I believe that's called rape and you should contact the police. If you were acting like you were drunk but really weren't, and had sex with this guy, that's called seeking male attention to counteract insecurity and you should work on your self-esteem.

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Ae_hunt 0

You aren't the first and you won't be the last. #174 - Shut the **** up with your rape shit, moron. How the hell do you think you were conceived? Do you honestly believe alcohol had no part in that equation?

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chickitychina 0

maybe the beer was drugged? if not, than your life SUCKS!

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e86 0

So after one beer you were clearly drunk? And I assume your guy fried wasn't especially since he was able to put your bra back on. And the you're called a ****? That doesn't sound like a very good friend to me. It sounds like you were used and take advantage of.

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were_giraffe 2

I am so NOT giving you a ydi you had one beer, you had no idea that just one would do that to you. However your buddies are rapists. No. They're not your friends. They are rapists. They saw you were drunk and said "oo look, she can't stop us! sex toy!" Having sex with someone who is incapable of saying yes is rape. You need real friends. Real friends will watch your back when you're drunk - not toss you on your back.

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were_giraffe 2

My last comment keeps showing up and vanishing... so i'll repost just in case. #6 - that could be very true. Maybe they slipped you a roofie. Either way it sounds like they ganged up on you when you were drunk and took advantage of you. You need better friends. Real friends won't slip anything into your drink. Real friends will *watch* your back if you drink - not *throw* on it. I would suggest 1) obviously get new friends 2) see a doctor. it's too late to see how much they did to you, but you might want to make sure they didn't give you any STDs 3) counseling (for when you realize that what they did was sexual assault)

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