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By Permafucked - 12/05/2009 14:23 - United States

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Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer, I ended up in bed with one of them, who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML
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zanyone 0

so is one beer the most you have ever drank? sounds like a date rape drug to me.

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MyNameIsAudrey 0

I've heard of a four beer queer but that is just ridiculous.

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nanners_066 0

Sounds like you needed an excuse to be a ****

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QDogs 0

Shouldn't this post have read: Today, I found out my guy friends don't leave home without their GHB, fml

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winfre213 0

Hahaha one beer my ass sounds like date rape

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Nagamori 0

It was stupid of you to do it, but you did not *deserve it*. You need to find out your alcohol tolerance, together with a trusted friend who will make sure you are OK and not falling asleep in a pool of your own vomit, or worse. Someone who won't take pictures of you. If you don't have such a person in your life, then you probably shouldn't ever drink. Unless you have a medical condition I've never heard of before, I'd guess your drink to have been spiked. One beer can get someone not used to drinking rather drunk, but not to the point that you describe. Also, different alcohols can have different effects on the same person. I only get hangovers from wine. One bottle of white wine made me black out once. Rum turns me into a wholly different person. Vodka, Whiskey, various other liqueurs: Yeah, I get pretty drunk, but I don't do things I would never do while sober. I am very, very careful of who I drink rum with. But I remember everything the next day.

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QDogs 0

Today, I found out that my guy friends dont leave home without their trusty GHB, FML.

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anarcho_atlatl 0

That definitely sounds like you had something slipped into your drink. I mean, I recognize that everyone is different, but it seems pretty hard to believe that anyone would be that wasted after one beer, unless by "one beer" you mean a 40 or something. Either way, that totally sucks. Even if you didn't have something slipped in your drink, alcohol itself is the number one date rape drug, so either way, I agree your life is ******.

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kirei_fml 0

Maybe this story does seem a bit far fetched to me, but the poor girl already feels bad enough already. Calling her a **** and saying she deserves to be pushed in front of a bus (like #209) AND insulting the other posters is pretty low. She posted this story to the internet so of course it's fair game but targeting everyone else is lame.

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cmillertime7 0

I didn't (and still dont) think it's possible to experience any type of mental or physical shift from a single beer, let alone become "sloshed."

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chroniclurker 0

You know, it really is a bad idea to try to prove you can do something in front of other people when you don't know if you can. And honestly, if you get THAT easily drunk, you really shouldn't try to change that. Getting drunk is based on physiology, not mindset. On the bright side, these are your friends. You'll both eventually be laughing about it. If any of them tries to destroy your reputation by using that incident, you know to drop him as quickly as you can.

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