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By Permafucked - 12/05/2009 14:23 - United States

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Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer, I ended up in bed with one of them, who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML
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You deserved it 86 209

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zanyone 0

so is one beer the most you have ever drank? sounds like a date rape drug to me.

MyNameIsAudrey 0

I've heard of a four beer queer but that is just ridiculous.

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There are people who are alergic to alchohol so 1 drink can f them up even the recommended dose of cough syrup can cause a reaction. You should get that checked out OP. Also there is no need to show people shizz. Just be you and if you want to increase you booze intake drink with only your lady freinds who you trust in a house with food in it.

holy shit. one beer? Do you weigh like 80 pounds? thats more than just a lightweight. ONE BEER? wow. at least its cheap for you to get drunk. realllllllly cheap.

Jack_4194 1

Let's be honest, the beer isn't the reason you hooked up with him, you wanted to and just used the beer as an excuse afterwards.

michelledaguila 0

I find it hard to believe you got wasted off of one beer. I think you might have convinced yourself that you were wasted. Either that or someone slipped a roofie in your beer. And whether or not you were wasted, going out with just guys to drink does give you a **** image. You shouldn't have to prove anything. Next time: Stick to soda Go out with only your girlfriends and keep your clothes on.

Don't worry... You were clearly a ***** before the beer! So you should be known as the slutty friend that will end up puking on your shoes after a long island...

And that's exactly what you are. NOBODY can get that drunk after one beer (though even if you were drunk you'd still be a ****).

Try this... Be yourself and stop trying to impress people and this incident might not have happened. YDI.

that is so your fault so why complain you slutty drunk?

squeaksx24 0

Wooooow. Sucks to be you, but I don't really feel bad for you. Don't do things to impress people.

deja54 0

This actually can happen randomly. It isn't typical, and usually when it happens it won't happen again for a while. If you're low on sleep, haven't eaten in a while and are a little dehydrated, combine that with a low metabolism and low body mass and one beer can rock you. Not common though.