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By Permafucked - 12/05/2009 14:23 - United States

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Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer, I ended up in bed with one of them, who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML
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zanyone 0

so is one beer the most you have ever drank? sounds like a date rape drug to me.

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MyNameIsAudrey 0

I've heard of a four beer queer but that is just ridiculous.

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sugarbear0727 19

Beer is disgusting to me, I drink vodka. I can drink half a $30 bottle of smirnoff and be fine.

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Grauncho 27

Your liver probably isn't very efficient. I would get that checked out.

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anonyshit 8

Unless your literally a lightweight and under 80 pounds, how the **** does one beer get you so drunk you can't get your bra on?

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tarbaby6193 6

Are u Asian by any chance cause I know alot of Asians lack the enzymes needed to breack down alcohol efficiently

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CoolCookie210 22

That's a really nice friend. He knew that you wouldn't normally sleep with him and respected you enough to not have sex with you while you were that vulnerable

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fantasyworld 37

Don't let anyone peer pressure you into drinking more.

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tomvertigo 17

If one beer got you in that deep you should probably just not drink.

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