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By Permafucked - 12/05/2009 14:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer, I ended up in bed with one of them, who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML
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You deserved it 86 209

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zanyone 0

so is one beer the most you have ever drank? sounds like a date rape drug to me.

MyNameIsAudrey 0

I've heard of a four beer queer but that is just ridiculous.

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I'm 4'10, 105 pounds and it takes at least 3 beers on an EMPTY stomach for me to even start to get a buzz. 5+ beers and some patron will get me pretty drunk, but still not sloppy enough to sleep with someone I hadn't already planned on sleeping with! I think homegirl's full of it!!

Maybe, instead of being so easily manipulated by peer pressure, you stick to what you feel comfortable drink if at all instead of allowing their immature comment bother you.

choochootrain 0

One beer isn't going to take anyone down, unless alcohol / pill / drug mixing was involved (doesn't seem to be the case), or you have a medical condition. It's really disgusting that the guy who took you to bed shooed you out when you were clearly not sober enough to even manage dressing yourself again, let alone getting home safely.

So....want to come over to my place for a beer later?

Are you sure alcohol isn't just your excuse for getting into bed with someone? Seriously. One freaking beer is like...nothing.

an_account 0

One beer? that's just not possible! I bet someone spiked your drink.

yeah i don't believe that this was after ONE BEER.. honestly, I'M a lightweight and sure, after one cooler i can get a bit tipsy, but still not drunk enough to sleep with someone and not be able to put my bra back on. but after one beer? no.

fretforyerlatte 0

yeah seriously, either A) this story is made up, B) you're one of the girls who would get drunk off an o'douls or C) you were drugged. it just isn't plausible. ESPECIALLY since you have apparently had alcohol at some point before and were known as a lightweight. how much did you drink before? one sip? this one time we got some dry grass from out in the yard, rolled it up and gave it to *that girl* at a party i was at. sure enough, she was completely retarded "stoned", had the munchies, and was hanging all over every guy there. some girls just want an excuse to be a stupid *****.

#28 :D and there's a reason they called you lightweight did you honestly not expect to get really drunk?

I2OI3 0

YA BUT I BET YOU HAD SOME FUN THOUGH! ;)