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By Permafucked - 12/05/2009 14:23 - United States

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Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer, I ended up in bed with one of them, who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML
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zanyone 0

so is one beer the most you have ever drank? sounds like a date rape drug to me.

MyNameIsAudrey 0

I've heard of a four beer queer but that is just ridiculous.

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to look like you're not a lightweight, you have to be able to hold your liquor, not just drink more of it and get drunker. stupid ****.

Blue_Coconuts 7

#82, or you're a "fake" drunk.. You know, those people who drink one Smirnof, and then stumble around telling people how ****** up they are. And how they had 20 beers, and 15 shots, and then killed a bottle of Jack. And the girls start stripping and dry humping every dick in the room before someone just takes her upstairs... I hate those people. One of the many reasons I got tired of parties when I was in High School. OP, in my opinion, that was your own whoreness coming out, the Alcohol had nothing to do with it.

mixedcalibaby 0

Um...wow. One beer? Hah! Instead of being known as a slutty drunk you should be known as just slutty. Even when I'm 6-7 shots over my limit I've never f*cked someone I didn't want to or did something sexual that I otherwise wouldn't have, I think people who use the "I was drunk" excuse are bsing. You still have control over your actions. And getting "that" drunk off one beer, is ridiculous. YDI.

It's not actually possible for you to become drunk off of one beer. You would still be legal to drive. It's all in your head.

Good for you giving into peer pressure like a sheep.

After one beer? You're shittin me, right? Probably should've tried proving you weren't a lightweight around other girls instead, then that wouldn't have happened. Of course, unless you really wanted it to happen...sometimes getting "drunk" is nothing more than a cover-up in that case

1 beer? ha, and I thought my friends who get drunk off 2 or 3 were bad. if this is true, you should definitely *not* drink at all...

Hi #6! If we're ever in the same city we should hang out. I feel like we share a lot of common interests.

vag_fml 0

ONE BEER??? give me a break, what are you 3?