I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack

By brokeandalone - 30/07/2013 05:09 - United States

Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML
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Theclarksondales 8

That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.

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Chelsea_bella 20

Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.

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gimmicksz 9

**** their life, cuz FL is so broke n poor lol plus we have all these murders happening that end up going worldwide, not to mention all the ignorant people, you're better off

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BriannaMGK 15

Even if its a joint account, he can still get in trouble. My friends wife left him & took out $17,000 of there bank account, & she's having to pay all of it back. Get a good divorce lawyer, & his ass will be nailed!

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barbiegirl619 15

Am I the only one that thought of the movie Identity Thief when I read this?

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brianna_98 6

What a complete jackass! I hope he runs out of money and goes dead broke.

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ctchan2381 5

FYL....but know you know how a lot of men feels like

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sabbyheartswhat 23

Who the hell is voting YDI on these? "My husband ran off with his mistress and stole my money." You totally deserved it. My great nana died of natural causes in my bed. You so deserved it. I got shot 15 times during while being mugged. So your fault. I don't get it...can anyone explain? P.S. those aren't real FMLs but I bet if they were there'd be people voting YDI on them. -.-'

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catmcross 7

Don't worry, you reported them as fraudulent. Your cheating ex will get in trouble for being a dick

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mr_jack_meoff 5

Two more nuts in Florida, we don't need any more, we have our share.

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