I'm Anna

By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - 14/08/2013 16:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML
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mattjamt 16

Most of the major musicians have multiple trumpets to choose from, if you know what I'm saying.

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perdix 29

I don't know what you are saying. Are you saying that major musicians have multiple penises? Or, they have multiple people to give ******** to? I doubt you have to be a major musician to find people to accept your ********.

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reheheally 1

I hope he is now the "ex"!

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muffinn16 10

That awkward moment when your name is Anna..

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LolCandy 27

It's not so much the mentioning that you give him ********, it's the implication that you are good for nothing else that is offensive. I would have immediately punched my boyfriend for that (in the shoulder- it would be a knee-jerk reaction), but I also have a terrible temper.

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lotusenta 14

I'm sorry, but I really laughed at that one. that sounds actually like something my husband has said, only more to the tune of "wouldn't need to ask" rather than a presumed "at all"

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lotusenta 14

also, I actually knew a guy in high school who could do that. quite interesting what teenagers would do 12 years ago for pilfered cigarettes.

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madisynluna97 2

im sorry but that is just ******* awesome!

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madisynluna97 2

im sorry but that is just ******* awesome!

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darkfireflame 15

That's when you walk out and say "Well guess you're gonna learn huh? We're through."

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