I'm confused

By confusedbagel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML
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anythingmustbe 18

No whey? I guess you must be feeling kinda bleu after he fired you.

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Lomus 24

Because that's definitely not an unfair dismissal.

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chezgigi 7

Oh man! You missed your big chance to charge him with 'religious intolerance'! Cream cheese is an anathema to people of your 'faith' and you are merely trying not to discriminate against those who consume it in ritual sacrifices of bread products.

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thatnucca 36

Damn, you really took that too far... Sheesh.

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chezgigi 7

This person gets charged with any kind of moral transgression when it comes to food choices, AND gets fired for it, and I'M taking it too far?

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cmb8280 24

While I agree that FYL, I do kinda feel that, while working in a bagel shop, one does have an obligation to care about cream cheese.

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annie_nk 22

Don't let Foamy see this FML. He'll unleash his squirrely wrath on OP.

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Doug6669 5

I'm sorry I've only got two thumbs I can give you.

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mr_jack_meoff 5

He was looking for a reason, you should have started a union, it's tough to fire someone for silly reasons when a union is involved.

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johnkocache 2

don't you mean work(ed) at a bagel shop?

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graceinsheepwear 33

#60, No, it's still a bagel shop.

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TheBrochure 22

#62 - It was a sort of satire on the abundance of "You mean EX-girlfriend" or "*ex-husband" comments on relationship FMLs. Knew I should have added the ":P"

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graceinsheepwear 33

I get it but it still isn't an ex bagel shop, and quotes wouldn't change that. it's an ex employee. It's only witty and satiric if it makes sense.

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worldclassrager 39

Butter or Jelly fan? I can understand...but losing your job for that is a bit drastic...

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fml_seriously316 13

While I think that sux, why work at a bagel shop when you hate the most picked "topping"

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graceinsheepwear 33

OP doesn't hate cream cheese but is indifferent to it. comme ci, comme ca

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