Confused and Work: I'm confused

I'm confused

By confusedbagel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML

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Bad hair day

By Tony - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 329

You deserved it 2 642

Early warning

By Hreyes - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 017

You deserved it 2 228

Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 042

You deserved it 3 537

Team building

By Incompetent - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 214

You deserved it 1 398

Dogsbody

By tee - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 891

You deserved it 2 027

Running late

By SMV - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 251

You deserved it 6 095

Stoner in disguise

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rowlett

Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 431

You deserved it 2 929

So that's a no, right?

By SadMan - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 869

You deserved it 7 467

This is mine now

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 228

You deserved it 6 803

By ISwearImNotOCD - 05/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out that the chefs at my work can't spell for shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 153

You deserved it 371

Ambiguous404 6

Thursday 27 June 2013 16:06

Wow you got creamed

anythingmustbe 18

Thursday 27 June 2013 16:07

No whey? I guess you must be feeling kinda bleu after he fired you.

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TheNobodyGirl 10

Thursday 27 June 2013 20:50

Not anymore, you don't.

buddy51 23

Thursday 27 June 2013 21:02

The tangy creamy goodness that is cream cheese condemns your indifference, OP! YDI for not caring!!!!!

Binglebeee 16

Thursday 27 June 2013 22:27

Please excuse the language but that is the most f*****g stupid excuse I have ever heard. Your manager should be ashamed of themself

thaddeus89 4

Thursday 27 June 2013 22:36

did them customer happen to be a talking cartoon Squirrel???

armyaggie 11

Thursday 27 June 2013 23:59

That's an IMPORTANT THING-- DO you consider cream cheese Kosher or NOT?

ohhhsnapple 14

Friday 28 June 2013 4:32

worked*

ohio53 6

Friday 28 June 2013 5:21

What's next, politicians being indifferent towards freedom? Oh the humanity.

Kc1001 14

Friday 28 June 2013 6:35

The big Cheese made the cut, huh?

DRush_fml 12

Friday 28 June 2013 7:23

well obviously crean cheese is sacred to your boss...

wvcheesehead1 9

Friday 28 June 2013 7:32

That is as bad as working in a coffee shop where you get in trouble for not wearing sufficient pieces of flair.

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