Fast food, Food, My ex and Love: i'm doing FINE

i'm doing FINE

By tammy999 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML

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maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:27

this FML makes me hungry.

Beedlee 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:29

OM NOM NOM

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nicolexl 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:18

whoa that's a lot of food. kinda of depressing being alone and eating all that...

BloodyMontage 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:46

I'm with twinkle on this one

Rachel420o8 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:49

fatty

daneeyoll 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:59

lol #3

bambamhawk 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:09

damn

loveyoy22 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:15

well that's not very healthy.

jk1006 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:31

man eating that much mickeyDs alone must be so fat and we can see why hes an ex

linamerri 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:33

"Hi. Welcome to McDonalds. Would you like a side of food with that trans fat?"

wordgirl 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:43

Um: that is the kind of food you should take home and eat *all alone* YDI, girl! Oh, and stop eating that crap. You're going to KILL yourself!

wordgirl 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:49

Malinkrot: There should not be an apostrophe in the word "nazis" in that sentence. Apostrophes indicate possession. :D

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