Fast food, Food, My ex and Love: i'm doing FINE

i'm doing FINE

By tammy999 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML

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maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:27

this FML makes me hungry.

Beedlee 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:29

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fudgnugget 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:09

how is this a fml

539533 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:48

that's when you say "WTF you lookin at?!?!"

sucks4you09 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:06

so u were Hungry?

Mikearam 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:14

that totally sucks!!! I feel for you girl.

alya_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:25

ouch, sorry for that hun 

emilypwnsyourmom 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:28

towelie_31: fail.the GRAMMAR Nazis would be ashamed.

meaganliz 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:33

Her just fat what, exactly?

MelMel1997 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:43

Eww!! :( Don't be a fatty and go find a new guy! Don't spend your life packing on pounds! Food is not going to solve your problems!

X_Life_Sucks_X 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:56

I don't even eat that much and Im a guy. That's ******* gross; go find a new man before you let yourself go more then you already have.

dncr4life3 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:03

YDI for eating at mcdonalds

Jenmaree 9

Monday 1 February 2010 4:24

^ Totally!

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Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

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