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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML
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MrBoredGuy 1

Put on the ring and disappear

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flipflop125 0

Can you feel the wind flowing through your toe hair?

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jose18 3

Hobbits saved the world in the lord of the rings

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AmandaJillx 6

my ex boyfriend says that about mine, only cause mine are square :)

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lollipop77_fml 6

Hair today, gone tomorrow! Do yourself a favour and wax or shave Dear!

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KiddNYC1O 20

"Today, I shot myself in the ass with a BB gun. FML" I agree, your life sucks 0. You deserved it 1,000,000.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Come up with "flattering" nicknames for the freaks you're related to and see how they like it.

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livinthefridge13 1

I'm not liking the grammar in this post,"My family's named me 'the hobbit'" more like "My family nicknamed me 'The Hobbit'" ... *Troll face*

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satph 12

LOL that's really funny! but you can just wax/shave your feet :)

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