Health, Family, Bodyshaming, Names and Awkward: I’m going on an adventure!

I’m going on an adventure!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML

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MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:14

Put on the ring and disappear

todebonekill 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:14

I'd tap that.

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hannahcorrine 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:44

Sorry frodo. Just remember...don't wear the ring

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:45

oh come on hobbits are pretty beast.

The_Troller 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:49

Off*

SkardeyKat 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:49

Just shave your feet or always keep shoes on. Not a big deal, at least you're not extremely fat and known as Jabba or something.

jallred254 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 5:24

I'm really diggin the cat btw

SkardeyKat 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 5:50

Thanks, I cracked up when I first saw this picture.

GabbyCharityM 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:53

Find a Lord of The Ring nerd whos fetish is hobbits.

GabbyCharityM 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:53

Find a Lord of The Ring nerd whos fetish is hobbits.

GabbyCharityM 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:56

Sorry i posted this twice. My app randomly crashed after i posted & then i came back to this & there were two..

ChantelRenaeee 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:57

Well Elijah Wood is pretty sexy so take it as a compliment! :D

FreakingFYou 13

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:57

Frroooooddddooooooooooooooo!

pokeychris 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:57

Shaving them might be a good idea.

Kingrat3154 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:08

hey don't bash hobbits! I ****** love lord of the rings!

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Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

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Today, I finally decided to tell my partner that I was sexually harassed by another guy in high school. When I got to the point, she rolled her eyes, stopped me and said, "Why can't you just tell me something nice? I don't want to hear about it, it's triggering me." Well, thanks for your attention, I guess. FML

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Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML

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Today, at work, we were talking about how Google apparently has a room full of puppies for when their employees are feeling stressed. I made a very loud joke about how we should get a room full of company prostitutes for when we feel stressed, not realizing there was a customer and my manager in the store. FML

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Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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Today, I realized my boyfriend is a little too much like my ex, who passed away 6 years ago. Some days, it's as if I'm dating his personality doppleganger. FML

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Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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