I need one

By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 615
You deserved it 56 930

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So maybe you should try to fix your drinking problem...

Jaimegirl 7

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.

Comments

That's what a mistake is for...to learn from it. Clearly you did not know that.

Hell yes! You definitely rock! I hope your drinking whiskey tho

I used to drink a ton, but then I realized that I could buy more guns with the money I was spending on booze.

I figured that out also! I love firearms!!!

MEM0817 18

Clearly you haven't learned a damn thing...

Some people seem to just be completely oblivious to their stupidness!

mfd2008 0

Now that ur single how u dooooin? I also like to drink

Glad to see you got your priorities straight

mfd2008 0

Obviously he solved ur drinkin problem for u........ His buzz kill attitude