I need one

By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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F0xyTurtle 8

So maybe you should try to fix your drinking problem...

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Jaimegirl 7

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.

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badactor009 0

"Drunken antics"... I can only imagine. Get used to being dumped. Some people cant drink. You might be one of them. Here's the deal, you can live your life any way you want but there are consequences for poor choices. Consider addressing the drinking problem. Your life, and anyone that cares about you, will be much better if you do. If you don't do something about it you will hurt those that care about you, hold yourself back in ways too numerous to mention and be held at arms length by anyone who sees through your drunken B.S.

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ImDB8 0

Nicely done! And hey I like my women to be drinkers your ex doesnt know what he's missing, you rock!

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betoocastilloo 0

I BET YOU'RE FAAAAAAT!!

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megsy123 0

that's retarded. I'm an addict and have a 7 yr old dog 18 yr old cat and baby kitten.... I've never killed any if them. my advise get an education and step outside your parents metal cage because you are obviously whipped into submission and inhumanity by them.

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DrewsFML 8

LMFAO "If you want to be talking in delusional, incomprehensible rants about pet longevity and metal cages then keep up the drinking and you can be just like me!"

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nanahiwa 0

So what did u do ? Was it serious enough why would he date or give u alcohol his fault aswell as yours duh

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megsy123 0

that is not directed at op but at the puppy kicker. look just cause shut ain't got real in your life does not mean you know what you are talking about children. go live a little then comment back.

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nanahiwa 0

At megsy aww where u the dumped, stop acting *****-ish so sad boo drink ur drink ur sloppy deal with it children I bet ur old as **** see me, I'm not old living with regrets so ur lame jajajjajajjaja

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ilovefall10 21

Honestly , I do not feel sorry for you.

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