I need one

By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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F0xyTurtle 8

So maybe you should try to fix your drinking problem...

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Jaimegirl 7

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.

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stroudie94 9

Y.D.I......You.Drunken.Idiot.

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Kyuubi1589 1

Well, for all we know, 'drunken antics ' could mean she got drunk and had sex with someone else. So I can't decide whether it's FML or YDI.

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Melissa92_fml 13

Judging by the fact that their boyfriend dumped them on the basis of their actions being surrounded by alcohol, yes, I'd think so :)

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Yes, but you are just gonna have to make me.

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flagg1888 3

I can say alcoholic, in fact I can say a lot of big words!

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crazychick1269 7

I know I can!!!!:)

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Calivale 7

You should really lock up the booze.

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iAmScrubs 19

I suggest making yourself a virgin rum and coke. It tastes just like coca cola. It's so weird.

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Airick_TheGreat 2

That will get him back for sure.

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itschrisssybro 8

Your boyfriend breaks up with you because of your drunken antics? Doesn't that say something? You need help op.

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kiaralove53 0

They tried to make you to go rehab and you said no, no, no.

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